Dirty Dick's Theatre Productions & Restaurant

Exciting Entertainment & Magnificent Food

What is Dirty Dick’s?


Dirty Dick’s is Australia’s most popular themed event and theatre restaurant, having presented its distinctive nights of Medieval Old English fun and feasting to more than five million people, over 50 years, across three generations, Australia wide.

Dirty Dick’s is a unique entertainment and dining concept set in a totally themed environment with a highly comical stage show, magnificent 3 course banquet, costumed serving staff, providing non-stop interactive fun in true olden day tradition.

Sing-a-Long, Clap-a-Long and Laugh-a-Long as you experience the hilarious antics, madcap merrymaking and funtastic festivities of this unforgettable night.


Dirty Dick’s – Suitable for anyone – Ideal for all


  Exciting Entertainment – brilliant stage shows


                                                         AND…….. MORE DATES TO COME

Our costumed entertainers, actors and musicians present a fully scripted stage show full of witty songs, side-splitting comedy, madcap games and audience involvement. This is “Reality Theatre” at its best – “Game of Thrones” with a twist…..or two!

Our shows change regularly and are centred around notable (even infamous!) historical characters – King Arthur (Camelot Castle and Knights of the Round Table as you’ve never seen before!), Robin Hood (He robbed from the rich and gave to the poor!!), King Henry V111 (He had six wives!), Dick Turpin (Indeed, a strong Dick – he held up stagecoaches with his pistol!), Lord Nelson (One eye, one arm and one burning ambition – to defeat Napoleon!), The Court Jester (See him juggle his balls!) and Queen Elizabeth 1 (they say she was a Virgin Queen!) PLUS many more – Our nights are full of Crazy Kings, Courtly Queens, Jolly Jesters, Dashing Knights, Lusty Wenches and Merry Minstrels!


The Lords and Ladies, Masters and Mistresses (our cherished audience of fun-lovers) are seated at long banqueting tables, and are provided with a bib, bearing a false name, the identity of which is assumed throughout the evening. It’s all part of the fun here at Dirty Dick’s where you can re-live the grand old days of Merry England – escapism at its best!!

So, cast off your worries, forget your day to day woes for a while AND come and enjoy yourself with a wonderful night of mirth and merriment at Dirty Dick’s.


Dirty Dick’s at your venue?

Dirty Dick’s is Australia’s most popular and longest running live entertainment.

Our fully produced show and entertainment package is ideal for presentation in licensed clubs, hotels, restaurants, reception centres, wineries and resorts



A Dirty Dick’s night at YOUR venue gives your members, guests and patrons a fully themed “special event” night which is simple to cater for, cost effective, popular and hassle free.


TOURING DATES – Dirty Dick’s Tour schedule 2022

August 5 The Country Club – St Georges Basin 02/ 4443 0666 sharon@thecountryclub.com.au
August 6 Windsor RSL 02/ 4587 6900 enquiries@windsorrsl.com.au
August 13 Lightning Ridge Bowling Club 02/ 6829 0408 events@lrbc.com.au
August 14 Gunnedah Services Club 02/6742 0400 info@gunnedahservicesclub.com.au
August 18 The Surf Club – Mooloolaba 07/ 5444 1300 functions@thesurfclub.com.au
August 19 Maryborough RSL (Qld) 07/ 4122 2321 functions@maryboroughservicesclub.com.au
August 21 Club Evans R.S.L. 02/ 6882 4282 ceo@clubevans.com.au
August 25 Parkes Leagues Club 02/ 6863 8895 paul@parkesleagues.com.au
August 27 Howlong Golf Club 02/ 6026 5321 operations@howlonggolf.com.au


September 2 Club Macquarie 02/ 4911 9500 By Phone: 02/ 4911 9500
September 3 Cessnock Leagues Club 02/ 4993 2655 info@cessnockleagues.com.au
September 7 Yarrawonga Mulwala Golf Resort 03/5745 9306 functions@yarragolf.com.au
September 9 Kilmore Trackside 03/ 5783 0777 bookings@kilmore.countryracing.com.au
September 10 Warrnambool Greyhound Racing Club 03/ 5561 2766 warrnambool@grv.org.au
September 11 Mt Gambier Golf Club 08/ 8725 7739 admin@mtgambiergc.com.au
September 14 Hamilton Performing Arts Centre 03/5573 0429 info@hamiltonpac.com.au
September 15 TBC
September 16 Deniliquin RSL 03/ 5881 1455 functions@denirsl.com.au
September 17 Coomealla Club 03/ 5027 4505 admin@coomeallaclub.com.au
September 18 Broken Hill – Demo Club 08/ 8088 0200 functions@democlub.com.au
September 20 Cobar Memorial Services Club 02/ 6836 2102 cobarrsl@bigpond.com
September 21 Coonamble Bowling Club 02/ 6822 1144 manager@coonamblebowlingclub.com.au
September 22 Barraba Bowling Club 02/ 6782 1325 barrababowls@bigpond.com
September 23 Inverell RSM Club 02/6722 3066 marketing@inverellrsm.com.au
September 24 Armidale Ex-Services Club 02/ 6776 0800 events@armidaleservies.com.au
October 5 Wingham Services Club 02/ 6553 4577 admin@winghamservicesclub.com.au
October 6 Lismore Workers Club 02/ 6621 7401 marketing@lismoreworkers.com.au
October 7 Warwick RSL Services & Citizens Memorial Club 07/ 4661 1229 reception@warwickrsl.com.au
October 8 Roma Explorers Inn 07/ 4620 1400 functions@romaexplorersinn.com.au
October 9 Chinchilla RSL Memorial Club 07/ 4662 7196 manager@chinchillarsl.com.au
October 11 Woolooga Community Hall 0409 577 653 ian.gray@nthstar.com.au
October 12 Bundaberg – Brothers Sports Club 07/ 4151 3532 info@brotherssportsclub.com
October 13 Gladstone Events Centre 07/ 4979 8290 events@gladstoneeventscentre.com.au
October 14 Rocky Sports Club 07/ 4807 6519



October 15 Mackay – Northern Beaches Bowls 07/ 4954 8677 fc@nbbowls.com.au
October 16 Moranbah Workers Club – TBC 07/ 4941 6060 info@moranbahworkers.com.au
October 20 Townsville – Brothers Leagues Club 07/ 4773 8000 marketing@brotherstsv.com.au
October 21 Cairns – Cazalys 07/ 4054 1464 events@cazalys.com.au
October 22 Kurrimine Beach – King Reef Resort 07/ 4065 6144 info@kingreef.com.au
October 23 Ingham – Herbert River RSL 07/ 4776 5157 hrrsl@bigpond.net.au
October 25 Capella Cultural Centre 07/ 4984 9300 www.capellaentertainment.com.au
October 27 Hervey Bay – Kondari Hotel 07/ 4125 5477 kondarihotel@alhgroup.com.au
October 28 Loganholme – Fitzys 07/ 3051 7639 functions.fitzysloganholme@ausvenueco.com.au
October 29 Kallangur – Norths Leagues Club 07/ 3285 2733 enquiries@northsleagues.com
October 30 Casino R.S.M Club 02/ 6662 1666 admin@casinorsm.com.au
November 5 Luddenham – Workers Hubertus 02/ 4773 4444 bwc@bwcl.com.au
November 11 Dubbo RSL Memorial Club 02/ 6882 4411



November 12 Orange City Bowling Club 02/ 6362 2533 functions@ocbc2800.com.au
November 18 Mayfield West Bowling Club 02/ 4968 3202 maywestbowlingclub@bigpond.com
November 19 Bathurst RSL 02/ 6333 2999 info@bathurstrsl.com.au
November 20 Peak Hill Ex-Services & Citizens 02/ 6869 1276 admin@phesc.com.au
November 22 Swan Hill – Murray Downs Golf and Country club 03/ 5033 1422 clubinfo@mdclubs.com.au
November 24 Barooga – Sporties Club 03/ 5873 4448 reception@sporties.com.au
November 25 Merrigum Football & Netball Club 0412 168 792 rach_rowe@hotmail.com
November 26 Bendigo Greyhound Race Club 03/ 5449 3322 tharley@grv.org.au
November 28 The Clubhouse (formerly Wonthaggi GC) 03/ 5672 1437 belinda@wonclub.com.au
November 30 Sale Sporting Legends 03/ 5143 2345 info@sportinglegends.com.au



December 1 Bairnsdale RSL 03/ 5152 3928 admin@rslbairnsdale.com.au
December 2 Traralgon Greyhound Racing Club 03/ 5174 2135 traralgon@grv.org.au
December 3 Traralgon Greyhound Racing Club 03/ 5174 2135 traralgon@grv.org.au
December 4 Geelong Greyhound Racing Club 03/ 5275 2298 geelong@grv.org.au
December 6 Maryborough Highland Society 03/ 5461 1480 reception@highlandsociety.com.au
December 7 Horsham R.S.L. 03/ 5382 5222 reception@horshamrsl.com.au
December 9 Albury Entertainment Centre 02/ 6043 5610 entertainment@alburycity.nsw.gov.au
December 10 Wagga – Rules Club Wagga 02/ 6931 1511 admin@rulesclubwagga.com.au
December 16 Canberra – Harmonie Club 02/ 6295 9853 http://bit.ly/FunFrolicFeast
December 17 Goulburn Workers Club 02/ 4821 3355 enquiries@goulburnworkers.com.au


DATE August 05
VENUE The Country Club – St Georges Basin
PHONE 02 4443 0666
EMAIL reception@thecountryclub.com.au
DATE August 06
VENUE Windsor R.S.L.
PHONE 02 4587 6900
EMAIL enquiries@windsorrsl.com.au
DATE August 13
VENUE Lightning Ridge Bowling Club
PHONE 02 6829 0408
EMAIL events@lrbc.com.au
DATE August 14
VENUE Gunnedah Services Club
PHONE 02 6742 0400
EMAIL info@gunnedahservicesclub.com.au
DATE August 18
VENUE The Surf Club – Mooloolaba
PHONE 07 5444 1300
EMAIL functions@thesurfclub.com.au
DATE August 19
VENUE Maryborough R.S.L. (Qld)
PHONE 07 4122 2321
EMAIL functions@maryboroughservicesclub.com.au
DATE August 21
VENUE Club Evans R.S.L.
PHONE 02 6682 4282
EMAIL ceo@clubevans.com.au
DATE August 25
VENUE Parkes Leagues Club
PHONE 02 6863 8895
EMAIL paul@parkesleagues.com.au
DATE August 27
VENUE Howlong Golf Club
PHONE 02 6026 5321
EMAIL operations@howlonggolf.com.au


DATE September 2
VENUE Club Macquarie
PHONE  02 4911 9500
EMAIL  tickets by phone
DATE September 3
VENUE Cessnock Leagues Club
PHONE  02 4993 2655
EMAIL  info@cessnockleagues.com.au
DATE September 9
VENUE Kilmore Trackside
PHONE  03 5783 0777
EMAIL  bookings@kilmore.countryracing.com.au
DATE September 10
VENUE Warrnambool Greyhound Racing Club
PHONE  03 5561 2766



DATE September 11
VENUE Mt Gambier Golf Club
PHONE  08 8725 7739
EMAIL  admin@mtgambiergc.com.au
DATE September 14
VENUE Hamilton Performing Arts Centre
PHONE 03 5573 0429
EMAIL info@hamiltonpac.com.au
DATE September 7
VENUE Yarrawonga Mulwala Golf Resort
PHONE  03 5745 9306



DATE September 16
VENUE Deniliquin RSL
PHONE  03 5881 1455
EMAIL  functions@denirsl.com.au
DATE September 17
VENUE Coomealla Club
PHONE  03 5027 4505
EMAIL  admin@coomeallaclub.com.au
DATE September 18
VENUE Broken Hill – Demo Club
PHONE  08/ 8088 0200
EMAIL  functions@democlub.com.au
DATE September 20
VENUE Cobar Memorial Services Club
PHONE  02 6836 2102
EMAIL cobarrsl@bigpond.com
DATE September 21
VENUE Coonamble Bowling Club
PHONE  02/ 6822 1144
EMAIL  manager@coonamblebowlingclub.com.au
DATE September 22
VENUE Barraba Bowling Club
PHONE  02 6782 1325
EMAIL  barrababowls@bigpond.com
DATE September 23
VENUE Inverell RSM Club
PHONE  02/6722 3066
EMAIL marketing@inverellrsm.com.au
DATE September 24
VENUE Armidale Ex-Services Club
PHONE  02 6776 0800
EMAIL  events@armidaleservies.com.au



DATE October 05
VENUE Wingham Services Club
PHONE 02 6553 4577
EMAIL  admin@winghamservicesclub.com.au
DATE October 06
VENUE Lismore Workers Club
PHONE 02 6621 7401
EMAIL  marketing@lismoreworkers.com.au
DATE October 07
VENUE Warwick RSL Services & Citizens Memorial Club
PHONE 07 4661 1229
EMAIL  reception@warwickrsl.com.au
DATE October 08
VENUE Roma Explorers Inn
PHONE 07 4620 1400
EMAIL  functions@romaexplorersinn.com.au
DATE October 09
VENUE Chinchilla RSL Memorial Club
PHONE 0746627196
EMAIL manager@chinchillarsl.com.au
DATE October 11
VENUE Woolooga Community Hall
PHONE 0409 577 653
EMAIL ian.gray@nthstar.com.au
DATE October 13
VENUE Gladstone Events Centre
PHONE 07 4979 8290
EMAIL  events@gladstoneeventscentre.com.au
DATE October 14
VENUE Rocky Sports Club
PHONE 07 4807 6519



DATE October 15
VENUE Mackay – Northern Beaches Bowls
PHONE 07 4954 8677
EMAIL  fc@nbbowls.com.au
DATE October 16
VENUE Moranbah Workers Club – TBC
PHONE 07 4941 6060
EMAIL  info@moranbahworkers.com.au
DATE October 20
VENUE Townsville – Brothers Leagues Club
PHONE 07 4773 8000
EMAIL  marketing@brotherstsv.com.au
DATE October 21
VENUE Cairns – Cazalys
PHONE 07 4054 1464
EMAIL  events@cazalys.com.au
DATE October 22
VENUE Kurrimine Beach – King Reef Resort
PHONE 07 4065 6144
EMAIL  info@kingreef.com.au
DATE October 23
VENUE Ingham – Herbert River RSL
PHONE 07 4776 5157
EMAIL  hrrsl@bigpond.net.au
DATE October 25
VENUE Capella Cultural Centre
PHONE 07 4984 9300
EMAIL  www.capellaentertainment.com.au
DATE October 27
VENUE Hervey Bay – Kondari Hotel
PHONE 07 4125 5477
EMAIL kondarihotel@alhgroup.com.au
DATE October 28
VENUE Loganholme – Fitzys
PHONE 07 3051 7639
EMAIL  functions.fitzysloganholme@ausvenueco.com.au
DATE October 29
VENUE Kallangur – Norths Leagues Club
PHONE 07 3285 2733
EMAIL  enquiries@northsleagues.com
DATE October 30
VENUE Casino RSM Club
PHONE 02 66621666
EMAIL admin@casinorsm.com.au



DATE November 04
DATE November 05
VENUE Luddenham – Workers Hubertus
PHONE 02 4773 4444
EMAIL bwc@bwcl.com.au
DATE November 11
VENUE Dubbo RSL Memorial Club
PHONE 02 6882 4411



DATE November 12
VENUE Orange City Bowling Club
PHONE 02 6362 2533
EMAIL functions@ocbc2800.com.au
DATE November 18
VENUE Mayfield West Bowling Club
PHONE 02 4968 3202
EMAIL maywestbowlingclub@bigpond.com
DATE November 19
VENUE Bathurst RSL
PHONE 02 6333 2999
EMAIL info@bathurstrsl.com.au
DATE November 20
VENUE Peak Hill Ex-Services & Citizens
PHONE 02 6869 1276
EMAIL admin@phesc.com.au
DATE November 22
VENUE Swan Hill – Murray Downs Golf & Country club
PHONE 03 5033 1422
EMAIL clubinfo@mdclubs.com.au
DATE November 24
VENUE Barooga – Sporties Club
PHONE 03 5873 4448
EMAIL reception@sporties.com.au
DATE November 25
VENUE Merrigum Football & Netball Club
PHONE 0412 168 792
EMAIL rach_rowe@hotmail.com
DATE November 26
VENUE Bendigo Greyhound Race Club
PHONE 03 5449 3322
EMAIL tharley@grv.org.au
DATE November 28
VENUE The Clubhouse (formerly Wonthaggi GC)
PHONE 03 5672 1437
EMAIL belinda@wonclub.com.au
DATE November 30
VENUE Sale Sporting Legends
PHONE 03 51432345
EMAIL info@sportinglegends.com.au


DATE December 01
VENUE Bairnsdale RSL
PHONE 03 5152 3578
EMAIL admin@rslbairnsdale.com.au
DATE December 02
VENUE Traralgon Greyhound Racing Club
PHONE 03 5174 2135
EMAIL traralgon@grv.org.au
DATE December 03
VENUE Traralgon Greyhound Racing Club
PHONE 03 5174 2135
EMAIL traralgon@grv.org.au
DATE December 04
VENUE Geelong Greyhound Racing Club
PHONE 03 5275 2298
EMAIL geelong@grv.org.au
DATE December 06
VENUE Maryborough Highland Society
PHONE 03 5461 1480
EMAIL reception@highlandsociety.com.au
DATE December 07
VENUE Horsham R.S.L.
PHONE 03 5382 5222
EMAIL reception@horshamrsl.com.au
DATE December 09
VENUE Albury Entertainment Centre
PHONE 02 6043 5610
EMAIL entertainment@alburycity.nsw.gov.au
DATE December 10
VENUE Wagga – Rules Club Wagga
PHONE 02 6931 1511
EMAIL admin@rulesclubwagga.com.au
DATE December 16
VENUE Canberra – Harmonie Club
PHONE  02 6295 9853
EMAIL http://bit.ly/FunFrolicFeast
DATE December 17
VENUE Goulburn Workers Club
PHONE 02 4821 3355
EMAIL enquiries@goulburnworkers.com.au


About Us

Dirty Dick’s has been established for over 50 years, originating in Wembley, Perth in 1970. Additional fixed locations soon appeared in Melbourne (Queens Rd, South Melbourne), Adelaide (Pirie Street), Brisbane (Petrie Terrace), New Zealand (Auckland) and Sydney (formerly Crows Nest for 21 years and then Auburn for 11 years).

A widespread national demand soon grew for our shows and Dirty Dick’s Touring Company was born! Seasons in Newcastle, Wollongong, Canberra, Darwin, Cairns and Townsville were followed up with seasonal roadshow tours to regional areas in all states and territory throughout the land.

To date, Dirty Dick’s shows have been hosted by more than 900 venues.


Why Dirty Dick’s?

The history of our name!

The original Dirty Dick’s cellars are in London in Bishopsgate and were established, by chance, in 1745 by Nathaniel Bentley.

Bentley’s father, through his life, amassed a considerable fortune as a Wine and Spirit merchant and left the whole of his property on his death to his son Nathaniel who was once something of a dandy, appearing in public in the most fashionable attire with his hair arranged by a court perruquier.

Nathaniel Bentley's Story - read more

Nathaniel’s dandy dress and habits made his subsequent decline all the more conspicuous. In a short space of time, from being the “around town” dandy, he became known to everyone in the Bishopsgate area as “Dirty Dick”. The cause of Nathaniel’s downfall was of a romantic character – a love affair! Above the cellars was a dining room decorated in Elizabethan manner, and to celebrate his forthcoming marriage, Bentley invited his intended bride, together with a number of friends, to an Elizabethan Banquet complete with entertainment.

Half an hour before the banquet, however, Bentley received news of the young lady’s sudden death which so upset him that he ordered the room to be closed up and resolved that it would never again be opened during his lifetime. The feast provided was left to be eaten by the rats, mice and spiders or go to decay. Thereafter, for the remaining 50 years of his life, Nathaniel Bentley changed from the elegant dandy to a character whose filthy habits became a legend. In 1809, after Bentley’s death, the building was found to be in a ruinous condition.

The cooking and other utensils were old, dirty and dilapidated and cobwebs, dirt and dust had accumulated in every corner. The old wine and spirit cellars are still in existence, but the venerable cobwebs with which the place was festooned were, of necessity, somewhat rudely displaced during the rebuilding of part of the premises in 1810 by order of the City of London authorities. Part of the original building still remains with many of the well known relics still preserved. We hope that the presentation of our Dirty Dick’s nights will continue to perpetuate the memory of Nathaniel Bentley. 

They said it!

Here are some of our “Host Venue” comments and testimonials……

Peel Manor House – Karnup WA 6176

“Thanks for such fantastic entertainment, we have had so much positive feedback.
We would love to host another Dirty Dicks!”

Kaylene Wood

Peden’s Hotel – Cessnock, NSW, 2325

“Just wanted to report back a fantastic night, our patrons absolutely loved the show. Congratulations to you on such a professional set up”

Jeff Callaghan

Exchange Hotel Kilcoy

“Thank you for putting your show on in our venue. Everybody had a fantastic time and the feedback is great. Please contact us next time the show is in this part of the world.
We would love to have you back”

Tanya Arnold

Venue Manager
Lakes Entrance Bowls Club – Lakes Entrance, VIC, 3909

“Thank you for a great night. Everyone that attended the show really enjoyed themselves and my staff really got involved and enjoyed the night too. Thanks again”

Shane Berry

General Manager
Mansfield Golf Club Inc

“It would be my pleasure to have you guys back anytime. It was a fantastic night, the crew were amazing and all the guests enjoyed themselves. The feedback has been sensational.
Thank you again for allowing us the privilege of hosting a Dirty Dicks night”.

Shannon Anketell

Rangeview Restaurant
South Newcastle Rugby League Club

“It was an absolute pleasure having you all here, it was such a wonderful night.
Have a very Merry Christmas and I will talk to you in the New Year!”

Catherine Burgess

Functions and Events Supervisor
Criterion Hotel – Sale VIC 3850

“Really was a fantastic evening and we have received great feedback from the evening”

Fergus Horan

Goulburn Workers Club – Goulburn NSW 2580

“Thank you again for such a wonderful show everyone had a great time!

Keisha Northey

Functions Manager
Camden Civic Centre – Camden NSW, 2560

“You’ve been fabulous to deal with and thanks very much for the feedback.
All the best with the remaining shows for this year”

Ashley Hoffman

Events and Marketing Coordinator
Mount Gambier Golf Club Inc – Mount Gambier, SA

“I wanted to say thank you again for a great night! We will look forward to having you again in the future. Have a great trip and lots of awesome shows”

Charmaine Rees

Murray Downs Golf & Country Club

“Thanks to you and your team for the fantastic night! It was lots of fun and we are still so thrilled with the amount of guests we had keen to see your show. All the best for your show and I am sure I will see your team again in the future sometime”

Lauren Schmidt

Marketing and Promotions Manager

See what we’ve been up to…

Dirty Dick’s is an Award Winner of “Entertainment Restaurant of the Year”


Dirty Dick’s is the only Theatre Restaurant ever to win a “Gold Plate” Award for food excellence

So… If you’re a “First Timer”…Come to Dirty Dick’s and have a ball AND if you’ve “Been Before” you certainly haven’t seen it all!!

This is the original Dirty Dick’s (established 1970) operated by Dirty Dick’s Theatre Restaurants Pty Ltd
(ABN 86 076 100 877)
Details are accurate at time of publication but are subject to change without notice.

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